I cannot sleep. I was lying in bed thinking of all these great things I wanted to write in my blog. So I got up and presto, I've instantly forgotten everything. So here's some random sentences.

The pink porpoises poked Paul's purple platipus, plastering its plain placid poo over the prairy.

Seven slippery snakes slithered simply southward, snapping sizable snorkler's shoes.

Daft drunken Dave dallied and dordled under dazzling Diane's dance and drama diorama.

Alright, enough illiteration overactive underlings.

-Stephen